[At some point during the day after the event ended, and at some point after Santana decided not to think about how lame she had been about/to Philip... She decided to be a total hypocrite and go torture Kurt a little. Like there was any possible way she wouldn't? He had been totally smitten! Over herSo she had made her way to his room, a million ( Read more... )

[Guess who is super bored out of her gorgeous skull! That's right, unaware of any upcoming action, little miss Santana over here is laying on the floor, her legs propped up on/against her bed. It's a very ladylike position. She is so very bored, in fact, that she is painting her fingernails...and then removing the polish, only to start over again ( Read more... )

[Guess who looks REALLY unhappy about the collar around her neck?

...Probably a lot of people, actually, but in this instance, it's Santana.]

Okay. What the hell is going on now?! I am not a pet cat; get the freakin' collar off me.

[As she turns off the video, you can hear her making a lot of threatening sounding words in Spanish. Aww.]

[Santana's clearly just gotten out of the shower, as her hair is wet and she's wrapped in a large towel. She's going back and forth from the closet--shuffling through clothing and tossing shoes over her shoulder--and over to a mirror to do a whole skin care routine. Kurt should be proud.

Oh yeah, and she's also singing this. Guess someone watched ( Read more... )

[Santana's swimming her way down a hall. She usually hates the events, or pretends they never even happen, but she clearly doesn't seem to mind this one.

She's a mermaid right now, for one thing. That's way better than being a fish or a whale or whatever the hell else other people are, because she's still her super hot self. (In a bikini top! ( Read more... )

[So the feed kicks on, and hey look! It's a super-pissed Santana! Her arms are crossed over her chest and her glare is colder than usual.]

Okay, so I have a question for you. Why do guys suck[She pauses, like she's going to elaborate, but then just shakes her head ( Read more... )

[Santana does not look happy. Mostly that is because she is dressed in a freakin hospital gown. Is she in the hospital? No. No she is not.

Except for how everything suddenly looks pretty hospital-like.]

Who did this, and where are all of my clothes?!

[The post turns on, and there she sits, looking bored hot and filing her nails. Blissfully unaware about the mayhem she just missed.]

Look, I don't know where the hell I am, but whatever, I wanna get out. This room is ugly and the lighting totally makes me look washed out. And where is Brittany? [She leans closer to the screen, clearly pissed off ( Read more... )